Computer Help Desk Stupid Questions

Here's the proof from the help desk stupid questions archives at CSN:

A customer was enraged because his computer to him that he had said,
"Bad and an invalid." The tech explained that the computer "bad command"
and "invalid" responses should not take personally.

Another customer called tech support to say her brand new computer
would not work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged in and it sat there
20 minutes waiting for something to happen. Whenthe question of what happened
when they pressed the power switch, she asked: "What power switch?"

Computer firms have the text in their manuals change from "Press any key" to "Press
Return Key "because the question of where is the" Any Key "?

A confused caller had trouble printing documents. He told
the technician that the computer had said it could not locate the printer. " The
Users have also tried to rotate the screen to the printer's face, but that
beComputer still does not "see" the printer.

A woman said a problem with the printer. The tech asked her if she
"It runs on Windows." The woman replied: "No, my desk by the door.
But that's a good point. The man sitting in the booth next to me is under a window
and his printer is working well. "

And last but not least:
Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the
same time. This brings up a task list inthe center of the screen. Enter
the letter "P" to the program manager. "

Customer: "I do not have a 'P'".

Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "What do you mean?"

Tech Support: " 'P' on your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "I will not do!

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